ONCE UPON A TIME.

ONCE UPON A TIME ...

hey people.

I have got some stories to share (:

I hope it can make your day.

really, I think they are pretty amusing lahs.

if not then I'm being lame*.

listen well.

Story 1

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal but a whale's throat is very small in fact. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale; written on the newspapers. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. They argued for half an hour. Then the little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah for the truth". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you'll ask him".

Explaination for BIMBO (s)
Jonah is someone who was swallowed by a whale, which was written on the papers. Then that little girl was arguing with her teacher as her teacher said that there is no possiblity that a whale can swallow humans as its throat is small. The little girl volunteered to ask Jonah the truth when she gets to heaven; when she dies. Then her teacher asked what if Jonah goes to hell. The little girl means that her teacher will go to hell, so its her responsibilty to ask Jonah for the truth. Moral of the story - Teachers go to hell.


Story 2

One day a little boy was sitting and watching his mother washing the dishes at the kitchen sink. He suddenly noticed that his mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. He looked at his mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" His mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make mummy cry or unhappy, one of my hairs will turn white." The little boy thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

Explaination for BIMBO (s)
The little boy meant that since Momma said that the few strands of white hair are caused by him. Then ALL the white hairs of grandma are caused by his Momma.


Story 3

One day, a class photo was taken. And the teacher was trying to persuade her students each to buy a copy of the class photo. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Cheryl, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Leonard, he's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Explaination for BIMBO (s)
You are really stupid if you don't get this story.


Story 4

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a mountain of apples. The sister (nun) made a note, and posted on the apple tray. "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of packet chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Explaination for BIMBO (s)
The school provides lunch for the children. And on this particular day, their lunch meal would be an apple and a packet of chocolate chips. The sister wrote a note to warn those greedy children not to take extra. Actually, the note is meant to warn the children not to take extra apples and chocolate chips. However, she only put one note on the apple tray because it's before the chocolate chips; in front. The mischievous child wrote another note; to tell everyone that GOD is watching the apples NOT the chocolate chips. So you can take extra. (:



hope you guys had fun reading this short stories.

NOT very funny, but a little humorous lahs.

HAVE A NICE DAY !