birthday in another two more days, tell me what can i expect?

at the very least i can use my own ic to club. i can do legal things. is that all?

i want presents. darrell wants to have a Nintendo DS, a Macbook & a Blackberry! I want lots and lots of nice clothes to fill my wardrobe. as for those who don't know what to get for my birthday, i'm gonna give you another chance here! listen up singaporeans, some malaysians, a couple of filipinos, and the two angmohs from europe, (i can see you from here!) Email me your particulars! (or else i'm not gonna entertain you) i'll give you my bank account number. (and if you're intending to transfer 10 pathetic bucks or less, dont bother. if you're gonna donate 1000 bucks and above, ring me up. choose an auspicious date, i'll marry you right away. hahahaha, i'm so fucking cheap!)

xoxo.